Phendrana Drifts

I'm slightly drunk, which is good, because otherwise I wouldn't be posting this. Forgive all spelling errors.

So, our new landlord says "All is good, just fill out this sheet and give us $250." OK, says we. They come back with "Oh, you don't have jobs yet in Edmonton, can you pay two months rent?" Sure says we, and I have $1800 in money orders on my desk to prove it. Then they come back with "Actually, we would like four months rent in advance... is that ok?" Crap says we, that is $3600. We don't have $3600. But we ask people and what not, and we think maybe we can find it. Then they call back with "We are rejecting your application unless you come up with six months rent and sign a six-month lease..." Well, go f**k yourself. That would be $5400. Every U of A grad student just had that kicking around... wait a minute. I don't actually have $5400 on me. Do you take several post-dated cheques? No? Well, that would make me homeless. I realize that isn't your problem, but it certainly is mine.

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