Phendrana Drifts

Dear Nicole,

Have you heard the news? If not, then you should check it out - 45% of women willing to let husbands sleep with Nicole Kidman. I'm sure that in light of this news, you are receiving some interesting e-mails and proposals. You might be asking yourself what makes mine best.

First, I have already asked and indeed Allie falls within that 45%. Naturally, there is a bit of a catch. She would like to be there. In fact she wants to be more than there. Much more. But really, I figure that is ok, because, well, we are better as a package than separately.

45% is high number. But I know why they picked you. Not just your beauty, but mostly because you likely are picky. Those wives know you won't pick their husbands. For them, it is a safe choice to say "Sure, you can sleep with another woman, so long as it is Nicole Kidman." But for Allie and I, it extends much deeper. Ever since Days of Thunder we have thought you were an amazing actress. It is true that not even you could save the third Batman movie, but at least you got out from that dreadful fourth one. But honestly, we are a wholesome couple that think you would make a great occassional addition. We like wine, movies, and walks. Edmonton is cold, but you will get used to it.

I hope you will consider putting us on your short list, and remember - we are a couple deal, you get us both.

Duncan (and Allie)

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